A chef in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

metalhearted:

today is the oldest you’ve ever been
and the youngest you’ll ever be again

let that sink in

what the fuck does it want now
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pilotstwentyone:

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my initial reaction to any relationship ever

aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

The thing about reality is that it’s still there waiting for you the next morning.

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mishasminions:

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

I CAN’T EVEN PLAY JENGA WHEN I’M SOBER

All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann

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terapsina:

horseskeepmesane:

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

Was it revenge for the braids?

aquagrunt:

I cannot get over this tweet

aquagrunt:

I cannot get over this tweet

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